2016-03-30

There Was an Old Man Who Swallowed a Microcontroller

This song was created by old_cow_yellow based on "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" which was created by Rose Bonne in 1953.
There was an old man who swallowed a microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed a microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who swallowed an assembler,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
he swallowed the assembler to catch the microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed the microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who swallowed a compiler,
How absurd! to swallow a compiler,
he swallowed the compiler to catch the assembler,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
he swallowed the assembler to catch the microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed the microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who swallowed a nergia,
Imagine that! to swallow a nergia,
he swallowed the nergia to catch the compiler,
he swallowed the compiler to catch the assembler,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
he swallowed the assembler to catch the microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed the microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who spit out a nergia and swallowed a eWear,
What a hog! to spit out a nergia and swallow a eWear,
he swallowed the eWear to catch the compiler,
he swallowed the compiler to catch the assembler,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
he swallowed the assembler to catch the microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed the microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who swallowed a driver,
Just opened him throat! to swallow a driver,
he swallowed the driver to catch the eWear,
he swallowed the eWear to catch the compiler,
he swallowed the compiler to catch the assembler,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
he swallowed the assembler to catch the microcontroller,
I don't know why he swallowed the microcontroller,
Perhaps he'll die. 
There was an old man who swallowed a sample code,
he's dead of course!